Your car, sir.

For whatever reason, Park Lane is the home of exclusive Hotels and also the showcase for the swankest garages, Cadillac, BMW, Porche - you'll find them all there. They have all been whingeing because they are on the very boundary of the Congestion Charge zone, which means that when they move a car between their showroom (in Park Lane) and their Garages (behind) they have to pay £8. My heart bleeds.


Still, just for you, I have found a Porche you can afford, presented here in its spotlit glory: the soft option Porche can be your for a mere £50.

By the way, have you heard that so many middle aged men are buying Porches trying to recapture their lost youth, they are going to bring out a new model? It's going to be called the male menoporche.

Toot toot!