I thought it was a joke

What I thought was a joke turns out on closer examination not only to be real, but also of potential use in the gift department.

London firm Suck UK have a range of idiosyncratic gifts and novelties a cut above the "USB Missile" level. Anyone who smokes might well be grateful to receive one of these in their Christmas stocking. And it would be very uncharitable to say I don't care if smokers freeze - if they read this blog, I do care - I don't want to lose readers.